It’s me, embé? Tumblr (3.0; @scotu)http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/“Una cellula umana contiene 75MB di informazioni genetiche. Uno spermatozoo ne contiene la metà, 37,5MB. Un millilitro di seme contiene circa 100 milioni di spermatozoi. In media, l’eiaculazione dura per 5 secondi e contiene 2.25 millilitri di seme. Ciò significa che il throughput del membro di un uomo è di (37.5 x 100000000 x 2.25)/5, cioé 1.6875 Terabyte al secondo. L’ovulo femminile può sopportare questo attacco e lascia passare solo UN pacchetto di dati, cosa che ne fa il miglior fottuto firewall del mondo. Il lato negativo è che quel singolo pacchetto di dati blocca il sistema per nove mesi.”<br/><br/> - <em>[ Ilario P. on facebook ] (via <a href="http://indispos.tumblr.com/">indispos</a>) (via <a href="http://cosorosso.tumblr.com/">cosorosso</a>) (via <a href="http://innertracklist.tumblr.com/">innertracklist</a>) (via <a href="http://brixie.tumblr.com/">brixie</a>)</em>http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/807061547http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/807061547Tue, 13 Jul 2010 18:50:40 +0200<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5a1uyt2f41qz4ty0o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://phonkmeister.com/post/788438552/forse-speriamo-tra-qualche-anno-speriamo-meno">phonkmeister</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://friendfeed.com/isolavirtuale/57bd0d87/non-sono-un-tipo-vendicativo-ma-tra-qualche-anno">Forse, speriamo, tra qualche anno</a>. Speriamo meno.</p> </blockquote>http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/789069507http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/789069507Fri, 09 Jul 2010 12:45:47 +0200“I have accepted the challenge of putting free software in front of the curve for design excellence”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://design.canonical.com/theteam/">Ivanka Majic</a></em>http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/589656566http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/589656566Tue, 11 May 2010 16:15:26 +0200“So I have a confession to make: I almost never use my iPad. It sure looks pretty sitting on my desk in its dock tho!”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://twitter.com/clint/statuses/13555920068">Twitter / Clint Ecker: So I have a confession to …</a></em>http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/583556997http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/583556997Sun, 09 May 2010 10:47:16 +0200“Palmi aperti all’altezza dell’inguine e tutti in coro: «Ao Apple, brevetta questo!»”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://pollycoke.org/2010/05/04/apple-e-riuscita-a-brevettare-i-gesti/">Ma non solo Apple…</a></em>http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/573456163http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/573456163Wed, 05 May 2010 15:01:17 +0200<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1fixoGMWE1qz4xgno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://micronemo.tumblr.com/post/547833447/tristi-considerazioni-a-latere">micronemo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(Tristi) Considerazioni <em>a latere</em>.</p> </blockquote>http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/547835571http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/547835571Sun, 25 Apr 2010 13:09:43 +0200“isn’t Apple’s own Keynote app akin to a programming language? After all, by developing a presentation you are programming the computer to display slides in a certain order, respond to simple interaction events, and possibly use some transition effects.<br/> Similar arguments could be made for word processors, email apps, movie editors, etc.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://computinged.wordpress.com/2010/04/15/apple-removes-scratch-from-ipadiphoneitouch/">Apple removes Scratch from iPad/iPhone/iTouch « Computing Education Blog</a></em>http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/525187145http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/525187145Fri, 16 Apr 2010 08:14:10 +0200<p><a href="http://michele.campeotto.net/post/474858642">micampe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://catb.org/jargon/html/H/heisenbug.html">heisenbug</a>: /hi:´zen·buhg/</p> <p>[from Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle in quantum physics] A bug that disappears or alters its behavior when one attempts to probe or isolate it.  Antonym of <a href="http://catb.org/jargon/html/B/Bohr-bug.html">Bohr bug</a>; see also <a href="http://catb.org/jargon/html/M/mandelbug.html">mandelbug</a>, <a href="http://catb.org/jargon/html/S/schroedinbug.html">schroedinbug</a>. In C, nine out of ten heisenbugs result from uninitialized auto variables, fandango on core phenomena (esp. lossage related to corruption of the malloc arena) or errors that smash the stack.</p> </blockquote>http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/474908096http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/474908096Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:22:58 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kycms0DNMc1qzpwi0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dottorblaster.tumblr.com/post/411334472/malteo-nipresa-kiado">dottorblaster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://malteo.tumblr.com/post/409166221/nipresa-kiado-rispostesenzadomanda">malteo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://nipresa.tumblr.com/post/409122462/kiado-rispostesenzadomanda-el-hereje-via">nipresa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kiado.tumblr.com/post/409119252/rispostesenzadomanda-el-hereje-via-indispos">kiado</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://piccole.rispostesenzadomanda.com/post/409117700/el-hereje-via-indispos">rispostesenzadomanda</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://el-hereje.tumblr.com/post/409114450/via-indispos">el-hereje</a>:(via <a href="http://indispos.tumblr.com/">indispos</a>)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/411417615http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/411417615Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:12:51 +0100<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxw8vlL1MS1qzgzk6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dottorblaster.tumblr.com/post/391584541/hoshi-alesstar-trascendentale-la-statua">dottorblaster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hoshi.tumblr.com/post/391441727/alesstar-trascendentale-la-statua-della">hoshi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://alesstar.tumblr.com/post/391062529/trascendentale-la-statua-della-liberta-e-un">alesstar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.harrr.org/trascendentale/111/la-statua-della-liberta-e-un-cavallo-di-troia">Trascendentale: LA STATUA DELLA LIBERTA’ E’ UN CAVALLO DI TROIA</a></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/391638703http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/391638703Tue, 16 Feb 2010 00:46:35 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx4ogwvrjO1qzhdqgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dottorblaster.tumblr.com/post/367254969/notoriousxl-star-wars-veteran">dottorblaster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://notoriousxl.tumblr.com/post/363674776/star-wars-veteran">notoriousxl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mathieus/a-war-veteran-8q4/">Star Wars Veteran</a></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/367331430http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/367331430Tue, 02 Feb 2010 20:44:09 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwxazjdsdH1qz4b2ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.spinoza.it/2010/toponomastica">Spinoza » Blog Archive » Toponomastica</a></p>http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/356596911http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/356596911Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:45:18 +0100<a href="http://www.corriere.it/cronache/10_gennaio_25/spinoza_barbareschi_battute_elvira_pollina_9e949d26-09ba-11df-bcb3-00144f02aabe.shtml">Sul web e la tv, su Spinoza e Barbareschi</a>: <p><a href="http://phonkmeister.com/post/353054566/sul-web-e-la-tv-su-spinoza-e-barbareschi">phonkmeister</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Cliccando sul link qui sopra andate all’articolo del Corriere dove si esplicita quello che in questi giorni alcuni (non molti) avevano sospettato. Leggete se non sapete, non leggete se già sapete. Ho avuto tempo solo ora di leggere bene l’articolo, e ho notato una cosa: lo show di Barbareschi ha fatto 509.000 spettatori. Cinquecentonovemila. Posso ridirlo? Cinquecentonovemila. Non so se si è capito dove voglio arrivare, ma i numeri di Spinoza non sono mica molto diversi da quelli della prima puntata di una trasmissione in prima serata su La7 condotta da Luca Barbareschi. Secondo me, ci siamo quasi. Ci stiamo arrivando, al superamento di una certa tv da parte del web. Piano piano. Piano piano. E tra un po’ questi personaggi diventeranno ancora più marginali. <i>Get lost, you loser</i>.</p> </blockquote>http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/354026887http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/354026887Tue, 26 Jan 2010 08:23:40 +0100<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktlxwvz3lA1qz4evro1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://chatterbox.pydinner.org/post/255478615/is-cialis-better-than-vi-gtrev-mc">pydinner</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>is cialis better than vi? (<a href="http://www.gtrev.it/content/vi-against-world">gtrev</a>) — MC</p> </blockquote>http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/295020395http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/295020395Tue, 22 Dec 2009 14:10:30 +0100<object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="400" height="304"><param name="movie" value="http://www.letsmix.com/content/flash/player/letsmixplayer.1.3.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="mixID=18830&format=Big&autoStart=0" /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.letsmix.com/content/flash/player/letsmixplayer.1.3.swf" width="400" height="315"><param name="flashvars" value="mixID=18830&format=Big&autoStart=0" /></object></object><br/><br/><p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.letsmix.com/mix/18830/tom_encore___session_in_warsaw">Tom Encore - Session in Warsaw</a> from <a target="_blank" href="http://www.letsmix.com/rfm">R.fm</a> at <a target="_blank" href="http://www.letsmix.com">Letsmix.com</a>.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://www.letsmix.com/">Let’s Mix - ____Tom_Encore_-_Session_in_Warsaw_</a>)</p>http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/284798838http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/284798838Tue, 15 Dec 2009 17:14:00 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku90n47WOo1qza1qeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblelog.oskarnrk.net/post/276594187/this-is-spartaaaaa">oskarnrk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This… is… Spartaaaaa!</p> </blockquote>http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/276652819http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/276652819Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:06:17 +0100<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks8g7rdjOr1qz4b2ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://friendfeed-media.com/42ede871a2d91f0b61403405981d8d7a4f01fe37">friendfeed-media.com</a></p>http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/226021482http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/226021482Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:23:51 +0100<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krapraT7ee1qz4b2ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/09/funny-pictures-studying/">STUDYING « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats – I Can Has Cheezburger?</a></p>http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/209185131http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/209185131Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:11:33 +0200<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqqs44jN4G1qz4b2ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ru_glamour/2693826.html">ru_glamour: Scarlett Johansson</a></p>http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/200202282http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/200202282Tue, 29 Sep 2009 18:50:26 +0200“Il Milan va a puttane. Strategia aziendale.”<br/><br/> - <em>[morrick] <a href="http://twitter.com/spinozait/statuses/3641758598">Twitter / Spinoza</a>. Sad but true.</em>http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/175359035http://stream.matteoscotuzzi.com/post/175359035Sun, 30 Aug 2009 10:58:22 +0200